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trollbridge · 2026-08-30T17:59:02.000Z

“Why does my lawnmower keep on moving when I hop off of it after ratchet-strapping the seat and the pedal down?”

estearum · 2026-08-30T21:04:46.000Z

This would be a legitimately big problem if lawnmowers became continuously more and more valuable the more securely you ratchet-strapped their accelerators down, wouldn't it?