Reading OP's analogy I was like "even him don't need this bike now..."

I feel bad for him as a human, but as a cycling fan I'm glad that we'll have an interesting WC in Canada

¿Como?

He just had an accident on "Vuelta a España" : https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/aug/29/cycling-tadej-...

Oh I had not heard about this, thanks for the link.